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Post  Cox International on Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:43 pm

From one of our customers Smile

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

2) Airplanes can be turned on by the flip of a switch.

3) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.

4) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

5) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

6) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

7) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.

8)Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

9) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

10) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

11) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

12) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good
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Post  Kim on Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:04 pm

Lived it, Brother...Lived It...
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Post  duke.johnson on Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:11 pm

lol! No comment.lol! 
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Post  Cribbs74 on Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:17 pm

Currently living it. Still love her though...
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Post  fit90 on Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:07 pm

All true, but I have never come across an airplane that can make me as happy as my woman does. Wouldn't trade her for all the airplanes in the world!
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Post  dckrsn on Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:21 pm

fit90 wrote:All true, but I have never come across an airplane that can make me as happy as my woman does.  Wouldn't trade her for all the airplanes in the world!
Aye! Thumbs Up  +1
You too Ron.
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Post  bullit132 on Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:12 pm

my god,thats my wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Beer Cheers drunken 
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Post  John Goddard on Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:32 pm

I think we're talking about half the Worlds population Lads
and I don't think I fancy having to sleep any of your
ugly mugs.
Although Rusty's beard is strangely alluring..........!
lol!
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Post  RknRusty on Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:37 pm

John Goddard wrote:I think we're talking about half the Worlds population Lads
and I don't think I fancy having to sleep any of your
ugly mugs.
Although Rusty's beard is strangely alluring..........!
lol!
Oh my god, quick... where's my razor!

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Post  Cribbs74 on Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:45 pm

That's what stardom does Rusty.......
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Post  getback on Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:21 am

SOOO TRUE VERY FUNNY  now if I could find a women to show this to ? would surly stir the pot rub her fur wrong  LOL!!!!Leaves
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