Re: The Worlds Longest Mad Lib Thread!

[dckrsn]

.....in the arsenal of the Lamb Whisperer, because, as everyone knows..............

[John Goddard]

A friend in need is a pain in the.....

[Cribbs74]

Medulla Oblongata, and who needs friends that.......

[John Goddard]

skrimp said the actress to the Bishop, I'd prefer slimline salad dressing liberally drizzled around my.........

[SuperDave]

Oh my, some of you guys have an awfully lot of time to kill and your probably on company time too.

[Kim]

fieldbox, which is OK, except when it pools up and shorts out my

[dckrsn]

...gourmet dining defibrillator that came with attachments for.....

[lousyflyer]

a dremel powered blender with a cracked vessel and stuck switch that never...

[John Goddard]

Refreshed the parts other beers cannot
Reach....

[lousyflyer]

like a pint of good ale with...

[microflitedude]

Fish and chips...

[dckrsn]

fish and chips
fish and chips
fish and chips
fish and chips
The lights came on in the passenger cabin .............

[Kim]

...after William Shatner stole a sleeping cop's pistol, pulled the window release, and took a shot at the...

[RknRusty]

...Gorn, but when the bullet bounced off its skull...

[shell shock]

and hit the fruitstand from page 1, I yelled..

[Cribbs74]

grab me some pants cause I just filled.........

[dckrsn]

.........a script for pain killers, and there was no way......

[microflitedude]

I was getting out of the pharmacy drive-thru in less than 1 hour, so I decided to

[Cribbs74]

Fight fire, with fire and shoot my way out! Turns out.........

[dckrsn]

....I'm left handed, and that meant.......

[shell shock]

mustn't go to Russia do to fear of..

[shell shock]

A guy flew his Cox PT-19 into a bar and the bartender said “It's a bird, It's a plane, quick, everybody run for the nearest fruit stand because we can knock it down with kiwis, and then we'll have to make sure we have enough common sense to stick our fingers in a large spinning Ferris wheel” whose operator was yelling "You kids better stop rocking that bench or I'm gonna tell your Local army recruiter that you used to sit in class all day picking your Prom dress!”. Which got you to thinking, “I wonder if it will rain more in the mountains than it will in the winter the goats might get shingles for the new roof over their Popsicles”. Will that thing run on beer or dirt? Perhaps nitro! but that shouldn't keep me in bed with the case of Pop Tarts that smell like Jabba the Hutt or even worse, Jabba the Butt, but it's not funky enough to keep Solo from pretending he's Witchy Poo. Which reminds me of this joke about a guy who kept turning up carrying boxes of Pizza because His wife sold his cox engines to pay for a manicure that never was needed because she had no nails. Then McGuyver went to her house and swapped out the engine in her Toyota Prius with a COX .010 which made the car faster than a Racing slug! Why is it that every Day is like Sunday, everyday is silent and if you look around, all of the flesh eating zombies have gone to veganism, which is fine unless you work in a butcher shop that sells tofu burgers that taste like Dog eared old volumes of leather bound Tuna cans, which can be found in most surplus storage warehouses, just a mile away from the kennel where you dropped off your next door neighbor, who has the worst case of flatulism I've ever endured even though I can't smell anything since I was struck by lightnin' while Buffing up my lightening rod skydiving Out of a X-1 on full throttle. I sure wish I wore my Depends today, after all I just had eaten some street food in Calcutta, while there for lessons on how to wrestle wild mountain lions and giant peacocks. In fact one of those bit through my Lazy Bee's Trexler Tire, which exploded, causing a vertical takeoff from the south ramp, which the guys in the tower Ducked when Tom Cruise did his fairy princess impression while sipping on a glass Of rocket fuel in his left hand while Mincing on deck crying "hello Sailor". Naturally, everyone within earshot vomited and decided to never Pick up the soap in the shower again. Meanwhile a siren sounded because the neighbors called in the fuzz from all that racket going on at the park, so I emergency landed my PT-19 back in the same bar where it all started.. “Bartender! Another round for the house!" I shouted in a foreign dialect that I had pick up during my brief visit to Williams Lake, BC, Canada where this guy had a room full of illegaly obtained South American relics he used for Bartering with Cox engines that had held his fascination since his early days aboard that tramp steamer bound for the sunny shores of Jackson Missouri, where everything went to hell in a bucket, but he was sure enjoying His Piña colada That while refreshing had a faint undertone of Bay rum aftershave combined with the heady bouquet of molded Quince. He never fully understood the signifigance of Mint jelly, which was a staple in in the arsenal of the Lamb Whisperer, because, as everyone knows A friend in need is a pain in the Medulla Oblongata, and who needs friends that skrimp said the actress to the Bishop, I'd prefer slimline salad dressing liberally drizzled around my fieldbox, which is OK, except when it pools up and shorts out my gourmet dining defibrillator that came with attachments for a dremel powered blender with a cracked vessel and stuck switch that never Refreshed the parts other beers cannot Reach like a pint of good ale with Fish and chips. The lights came on in the passenger cabin after William Shatner stole a sleeping cop's pistol, pulled the window release, and took a shot at the Gorn, but when the bullet bounced off its skull and hit the fruitstand from page 1. I yelled grab me some pants cause I just filled a script for pain killers, and there was no way I was getting out of the pharmacy drive-thru in less than 1 hour, so I decided to Fight fire, with fire and shoot my way out! Turns out I'm left handed, and that meant mustn't go to Russia due to fear of ...

[pkrankow]

Chapter 2:

[pkrankow]

She was working at her fruit stand on a beautiful summer day

[shell shock]

Chapter 2:

but now we will never know the fear of going to russia!


oh well

She was working at her fruit stand on a beautiful summer day

when a dark windowed van swooped her up because...

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