Redneck Forum applications

[RknRusty]

Last week or so I received two requests from members to join the Redneck Forum. However, it seemed glitchy and I'm not sure my approval was processed. If either of those requests was you, please re-apply, and I'll make sure it gets properly confirmed.
Thanks,
Rusty - Redneck Forum Moderator.

[rsv1cox]

Last week or so I received two requests from members to join the Redneck Forum. However, it seemed glitchy and I'm not sure my approval was processed. If either of those requests was you, please re-apply, and I'll make sure it gets properly confirmed.
Thanks,
Rusty - Redneck Forum Moderator.

Wasn't me Rusty, didn't even know there was a Redneck forum. Even though I now live in the heart of Redneck country I'm pretty far from being one, born in New Hampshire and seasoned in Florida and Rhode Island the culture is foreign to me. But I love the idea.

From brother Jeff. Not news to you I'm sure:

http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm

[KariFS]

I've been a member for a while and I live pretty far from the real Redneck Land. The list Bob linked reminded me of this, thought it would be appropriate with the new Star Wars movie out:

You might be a redneck Jedi if...
1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
5. You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
6. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
7. You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
8. You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
9. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
10. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
11. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
12. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
13. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
14. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
15. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17. You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
18. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
19. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
20. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.

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